Superman and the Jumper - Imgur
Whoduhthunkit? Superman feels.
That was some nice writing there.
So the other day while I was driving, a bro walked in front of me at a light. He was the bro-est bro I have ever seen in real life.
Pastel colored baggy tank top, shorts, flip-flops, long shaggy hair, backwards baseball cap opened-wide so it looked big on his head. Carrying a case of beer in one hand, he waved a thank you to me with the other, which was holding a Monster energy drink.
I finally had the tiniest sliver of the feeling guys who yell out windows at girls must feel as I had the animalistic urge to roll down my window and yell “WOOOOOOOO BROOOOOOOOO!” And not due to any sexual attraction but more in the pointing out such a clearly defined example of a species, the way Scott would yell out “COW!” It really took a lot of willpower to not do so.